Finally Ed had found a way back from whence he came and it couldn't have come at a better time. He'd heard strange and ugly rumors from the house elves as of late, rumors that said it was definitely time to go ( Read more... )

((For the record, Blair's canon is going to be from the television series version of Gossip Girl, not the books.))What kind of school hired ugly little midgets for their bellboys ( Read more... )

Camilla's initial plan hadn't gotten her anywhere. Time to enact plan B. Charles had always been the twin most talented in forgery; Camilla could only hope her attempt to mimic Richard's handwriting turned out half as well ( Read more... )

Kelly was married. How totally romantic! And after the standard one year of newlywedded bliss, there would be baaaaabies. But before the babies, there was something very important she needed to take care of. Sitting down, she pulled out two sheets of purple, scented stationary, and began to write.

( Owls to Hedwig Robinson and Judy Poovey )

(( Open to Lily Evans, Homsar, Sirius Black, Agent Cooper, Richard Papen, Camilla Macaulay, Aayla Secura, Homestar Runner, Sam Winchester, Judy Poovey, Dale Smither, and Charles Macaulay. Oh, and visitors if so inclined or necessary ( Read more... )

One bright Hogwarts morning, fliers with small, numbered Hat-shaped plastic tokens are sent out to a select group of students via house elf. “Your presence is required at an Awards Ceremony in the Great Hall tonight,” the flier states. “Attendance is mandatory. Formal dress is required. Prizes will be given ( Read more... )

Castles? Never not awesome. Europe? She'd always wanted to go. Magic? Oh, please, there was no way on earth that Violet wasn't going to check this out ( Read more... )

( This place is so RETRO. )